

Hey All,
I left Luang Prabang and got a very pleasant (not) 19 hour local bus to Phongsali town in Phongsali province, the northern most province of Laos. I really take other people's ability to speak english for granted; it was impossible to communicate anything with the locals. The food was interesting though. I found the 'Regional tourism office' and organised a guide for the next day to take me on a 2 day trek to stay with a tribe in the jungle. I got up at 5.30 and walked the 3km to the bus stop to get the local bus to Buen Neou where i was met by my guide. He zipped me off to his house to drop off my large bag. We set off walking through the rice paddies and into the hilly jungle. The views of the paddies where spectacular and it was seriously hot...The trek itself was not as arduous I had expected/wanted, we reached our lunchtime destination at 10.30. It was a small tribe about 10km into the jungle, they had power from a generator that ran off a stream and some of the shacks even had satellite dishes. There were animals everywhere: dogs, chickens, pigs, goats, cows all living in and around the houses. We ate a lunch of sticky rice, fried eggs and sauteed bamboo prepared by the wife of the head of the village. We set off again for the tribe where we were going to spend the night. We got there at about 1.30, and it was similar to the previous tribe, if not slightly more rural and spread out. I was starting to think that this tour was not as i had anticipated...After a shower under the village tap (I shared this with two young boys who were hacking a pigs head in half and removing the edible bits.) we went and had a second lunch with the head of the village who we were staying with. he then invited us to a wedding party. The wedding party was actually all the men in the town getting shozzled for a week prior to the wedding. We went into this big hut that had a table in the middle with 6 men sitting around it and a load sitting along the wall, all looking very sorry for themselves. My guide had studied English at university but we had yet to manage to communicate more than basic questions and answers, his english really wasn't great. We were invited to join the table, where we were toasted with a shot of Laos Laos whiskey. I was not sure how things were going to proceed...About every 5 minutes someone would make another toast, everyone would touch glasses and down the shot. This went on for an hour or so, i found out the guys sitting by the wall were having a tactical 'time out' as they were too drunk. The people at the table came and went but the head of the village never moved, he got more and more vocal. Me and my guide were somehow having conversations now, the way that only two drunk foreigners can understand one another. After a couple of hours the women (who weren't participating in the festivities) brought a table and plates and plates of different and obscure food was brought to us. It was truly a feast. We resumed our previous positions and continued to get shozzled, my guide was translating for me. All the men were fascinated by my leg hair, my height (LOL) and other parts of my body...They got quite handsy to be honest and I had to be stern with one pint sized chap. Someone produced a drum and everyone was howling at the top of their voices. I was invited to sing an english song, not knowing the whole of an english song, I sang the start of an Enrique Englaisias into a westlife finished off with 'Who is Silvia?' (IC rugby song); it was terrible, but well received. I was given the drum to keep beat for a short period, but this was soon removed from me as I was incapable of keeping the correct beat (Laugh away Joe, Coggy and Toby). After some dancing and more snacks, we headed back to the chiefs for another enormous meal. The chief tierd from 3 days on the trot retired to bed. It was about 10p.m by this time and both my guide and I were drunk. We went back to the gathering but it was loosing momentum as there was very little space on the 'Time out' wall and only 3 guys at the table. We continued for another hour drinking the Laos Laos poured out of a medicine bottle (I watched it being re-filled from a petrol can...) and then went back to the chiefs and to bed. The guide woke me up at 6.00! I had a splitting headache, but he seemed bright as day. We set off at 7 and were back in Buen Neou within 3 hours. So it really wasn't two days trekking more like 1, but the experience of getting drunk with the locals was priceless. Good food and alcohol transcends all barriers!
I spent the rest of that in bed feeling sorry for myself and having to visit the toilet frequently. I got a bus to Orumsay at 7 the next morning. I spent the night in Orumsay and got a bus to Mengla in China at 8.00 the following morning. I was so shocked by the border, on the Laos side it was shanty towns and dirt roads and on the Chinese huge western style architecture. It had taken 4 hours to travel 80km on the Laos side and it took 30 minutes to do 40km on the CHina side...In Mengla i bought an onward ticket to Kunming on a sleeper bus. I spent the afternoon eating and going round the food market trying random fruits and nuts that i had never seen before. Lonely planet describes Mengla as a dust bowl, but it was anything but, infact it was nicer than the majority of British towns. The sleeper bus was awesome, I actually had a bed and got a good nights sleep!
I arrived in Kunming at 7 a.m after fannying around trying to walk to the train station (went the wrong way), I somehow got a bus there. Booked a hard seat 20hr overnight train to Chengdu. I spent the day exploring Kunming, it was a nice city. Green lake park was an excellent place to people watch. Lots of people of all ages practising Taichi. I got my train that evening to Chengdu. I had heard horror stories about the hard seat experience on Chinese trains, but it was OK. I couldnt sleep because the seat was so upright but i was able at least to dose. I managed a few hours when people got off and i could lie across the seats. Chengdu is enormous, as we approached the city i thought we must be nearly there but we continued to go through the same urban landscape for another 30 mins. I was starving at the trin station so bought some delicous stuffed dumplings for the equivalent of 30p. Rejuvinated I got a cab to "Sim's cozy hostel'. The place is phenominal, I could holiday here, it has bar, games room, dvd room, resaurant, gym, and hundreds of other touches that make it an awesome place to stay!
I don't know what i'm doing next as i want to head to north west Sichuan, but it is expected to rain alot in the coming weeks and this can cause landslides to block the roads. There is no option to fly out so if i get stuck, Jen will kill me if im not in Beijing by the 21st. What I think I will do is go halfway and then either come back a bit and get a train to Xi'an or if the weather is good continue. We shall see.
The Chinese incidentally block facebook and even this blog, the hostel I am at has a programme that routes the internet through South Korea and then sends it back encrypted so the Chinese can't block it. If the blog goes quite you now know why...Unfortunately pictures aren't uploading at the moment, so i'll try again soon and put the Laos-Chengdu photos up.
Love to All